well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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