She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
We’re leaving where are you
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