Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
He better not be in your backpack
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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