You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
