If i come over, it means nothing
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
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