Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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