Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
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What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
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Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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