Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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