i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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