in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
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Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
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