To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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