I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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