Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Randomize
