I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
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I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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