Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
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I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
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When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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