these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
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okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
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The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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