if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Bang-toberfest begins!!
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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