Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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