it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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