sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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