Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
soo... how was my night?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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