i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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