Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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