Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
These tits shall not be calmed
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