Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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