I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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