Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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