Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
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The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
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After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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