I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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