So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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