So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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