You work out of a Hotel?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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