is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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