is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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