Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
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I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
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Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize