It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
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you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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