Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
My balls are so social today.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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