I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
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just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
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We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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