I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
No subtext here. People are naked.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
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My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
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He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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