I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
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im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
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Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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