Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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