Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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