Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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