Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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