Your mouth is God's brothel.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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