need another drink. this is the easiest way
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
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And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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