Sry I called you an 8
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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