Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
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Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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