I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
