Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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