4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
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so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
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Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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