You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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