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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
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you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Why can't burritos get me drunk
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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