Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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