I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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