i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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