I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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