I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
