I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
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Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
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I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
not ubering you a puppy
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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