her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
someone owes me an orgasm
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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